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…that i should be able to eat as much cake as I want and not gain a pound.

…..that skinny girls are full of sh*t when they say they can eat all they want and never work out. They are liars. This is why I don’t watch America’s Next Top Model. It’s just a bunch of skinny girls complaining. I prefer Bad Girls Club. At least I can watch a bunch of somewhat  skinny girls beat each other up. It’s entertaining- sue me!

….that everyone should live in a climate where flip-flops are acceptable year round. I’m thinking Virgin Islands….no?

….in the right to say whatever I want, when I want, and to whomever I please. Don’t like it? Tough. I will not be rude unless necessary. I will not be condescending or disrespectful. I will just be me. Unless your are a complete moron. In that case I WILL be rude, condescending and probably a tad bit disrespectful.

….that I should be able to raise my daughter the way I choose and you should just mind your own business. I appreciate the insight of those brave souls who have traveled the parental-road before me. In most cases you are filled with wisdom and wonderful suggestions. However, I don’t recall anyone ever mentioning that I have to take your advice. A grain of salt my friend, a grain of salt.

…..that weekends should be longer and the work week should be shorter.

….that I am being tested by a higher power. I am not sure if I am making the right decisions sometimes, but as my husband says, “f*ck it. what happens, happens” Yes ladies, he really IS that eloquent.

….that if you live your life with the best intentions you truly will never have a regret.

…..in practicing what you preach.

What do you believe in?